Category: General

Semi distribution hub

I lived in San Francisco for 6 years and at least once every few months there would be a semi truck full of goods or furniture trying to navigate the crazy steep twisty streets. I have seen a dozen or so of these monsters high-centered on a street top transition – having to get lifted off at great expense I’m sure.

What if large dense cities like this had a hub outside of town where big trucks could off-load their cargo to smaller trucks that can dart in and out of the city and deliver easier/faster?

What if they were electric? or hybrid?

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I saw this idea on an article about an uber-green city being planned in China (AFTER I had the idea, ahem). I don’t think the city ever got built.

Plane boarding/unboarding solution

OK, who’s with me? Passenger plane boarding and especially un-boarding is a serious drag. There’s always that person or persons who have all kinds of issues getting their overhead shit down or gathering their personal crap together or just plain have challenges moving their fat ass. amiwrong?

So, submission:

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Have planes with detachable passenger ‘pods’ that can be loaded and unloaded via some crane system or retractable arm. This way folks go to the terminal, find their seat, get settled in their own time with access via the side of the pod, then the pod is sealed and slid into the waiting plane like a tin of mints (ok, not the best analogy).

Then when arrived at the destination the whole damn thing is removed from the plane and deposited into the terminal and folks can leave their seats and get their crap at their leisure (to an extent. there should be a time limit when a large volt of electricity is applied to the pod so stragglers are encouraged to move – hehe).

Distopian? maybe. a little.

Happiness quotient

Being a User Experience designer, I tell my clients often that their user/customer is the most important part of their ‘work’.

On a few occasions I have asked a team “Who is your boss?”, knowing that they will answer something like “Suzie, VP of product blah blah”, which is technically correct.

I say “No, your boss is your customer or user”. Reason is, if you piss them off or they go away because you produce an abomination of UI, you will lose the fundamental reason of your employment: revenue stream.

This doesn’t always produce the ah-hahs that I expect. I have been scowled at followed by that uncomfortable silence we know so well.

This is just to say that I would love to implement a way to analyze a metric that we don’t yet know how to: Customer happiness

There are ways to get close to this. Return/repeat customer data, surveys (see my other post on this), feedback, social sharing and sometimes direct interaction.

Is there a more sure or truthful way? I believe there is. I don’t know exactly what that is but I can speculate and spitball at least.

What if every sale came with a text-only phone number that you had to call in order to get your product/service to work better. or to upgrade to a special “pro level”. Basically a way to enhance your thing with something simple but that required a user to interact and rate your product and give feedback. I feel like this is so valuable, even if it is negative!!

Road accountability

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So, what if the contractor who built/paved a section of highway or road was required to install a plaque at some interval along it that proudly proclaimed their impeccable work?

I believe that if the road was ill-designed or implemented and started to deteriorate prematurely, the company would be compelled to fix the problem and redeem their name.

Anyone?